I got this in an email from my sister and thought I would share it.
The Safest Place - How to stay safe in today's world.
1. Avoid riding in automobiles,because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home, because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks,because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water, because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. So, above all else, AVOID HOSPITALS!But,....
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur during worship services IN CHURCH!! AND....these
are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic says that the safest place for you to be at
any given point in time is at church!
And....Bible study is safe, too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
So, Attend church And read your Bible... IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
Merry Christmas 2025!
7 months ago
2 comments:
To be fair, most deaths that occur in hospitals probably arise from previous disorders as well.
and the average person spends very little time in church as opposed the time they spend in cars, on sidewalks, or in their homes... heck, I got to church 3 hours a week, and I still spend more time on sidewalks!!!!
pwned!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
:)
I thought that about hospitals too.
I guess I'm in trouble because I spend most of my time at home, driving or in the store. They don't mention stores at all- so I guess you must be safe if you're shopping! Haha!
At least until you come home with what you bought...
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